11 Celeb Penis Names That Are Truly NUTS
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I always thought that no one ever really nicknamed their penis. I just thought it was an urban legend or a joke that TV shows and movies used to make a character look sleazy.
I mean, that is a weird thing to do unless you nickname every single part of your body. If you nickname your arms and your legs and each individual one of your fingers, then I guess it's not creepy.
It's weird AF, but not necessarily creepy.
As it turns out, there ARE guys out there who actually do give their penis a name (and/or have it named for them).
But why? Are girls into that? If you meet a guy and he's like, "I nicknamed my unit Batman," is that a turn on?
If so, I don't think it should be. I think if you get turned on by that, then you get turned on by the wrong things (but #notjudging).
What happens if you break up and his penis has to "meet" a new woman? Does the little guy's name have to be changed? Or does she have to accept inside of her some dick that another chick named Richard? What if Richard is the name of her ex?
Do you not see how terrifyingly complex this is all getting?!
So, anyway, it just so happens that when Adonis-of-all-Adonises-ever Channing Tatum took part in an AMA ('Ask Me Anything') on Reddit, he revealed that he had nicknamed his buddy.
Apparently, he calls it Gilbert.
And I feel so conflicted because that's creepy, but it's also hilarious at the same time.
So I need to go figure some things out.
And while I'm doing that, here are 10 more celeb penis names that are seriously NUTS...
