He's a big, fat guy with a goatee; he must be tough, right?  Well, actually, it's pretty much the opposite.

Brad Miller is a completely confusing player. He came up with the Kings, where they would bring him in off the bench behind the legendary Vlade Divac so he could pretend to be tough while shooting threes.

Miller would have a tough guy act early on, nearly get into scuffles after jawing with his opponents and then he would back down.

Plus, I once saw this man, a seven-foot tall man, mind you, step into the lane with the ball, take a few dribbles and put up a floater.  He might as well have been Manu Ginobili in a fat suit on stilts, and he was about as mobile as it.