50 Best Funny Friendship Quotes & Captions For Best Friends

Instagram! That fabulous social media platform all about great photos is made even better when you use the best funny friendship quotes and sayings in your captions on pictures with your best friends.

While you probably follow your favorite celebrities, influencers and meme-creators, following your close friends is what Instagram is really all about. So naturally, your feed likely includes lots of pictures of those friends you know and love best.

It may seem like quote captions should be reserved for selfies or travel pics, there are plenty of fantastically funny quotes about friendship you can copy and paste into the captions of photos with your besties.

Sure, friendships are full of many heartwarming qualities and serious conversations, but laughing is something it's important to do with friends on a regular basis, so humor is (or should be) a central factor in every friendship.

Friends brighten the darkest of days, so why not liven up your Instagram captions with the help of some funny friendship quotes?

Use this list of the best funny friendship quotes for Instagram captions that perfectly capture the fun relationship you have with your best friends.

50 Best Funny Friendship Quotes and Captions for Best Friends

Funny Friendship Quotes

1. "Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard."

2. "It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them." — Ralph Waldo Emerson

3. "I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places." — Mark Twain

4. "If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never them go."

5. "Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway." — Greg Tamblyn

6. "It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not." — Mignon McLaughlin

7. "I'd take a nerf bullet for you."

8. "If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal." — Oprah Winfrey

9. "Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry."

10. "I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame. You're my friend, you literally signed up for this."

Funny Captions For Best Friends

11. "Best friends don't care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine."

12. "It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, ‘What about lunch?'" — "Winnie-The-Pooh" by A.A. Milne

13. "No one will ever be as entertained by us as us."

14. "If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real."

15. "It's hard to find a friend who's cute, loving, generous, caring, and smart. My advice to y'all is, don't lose me."

16. "Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone."

17. "Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed." — Laurie Colwin

18. "We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence."

19. "There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate."

20. "Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with." — Robert Brault

21. "I like you because you join in on my weirdness."

22. "Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends." — Virginia Woolf

23. "There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate." — Linda Grayson

24. "Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food."

25. "I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."

Funny Quotes About Friendship

26. "Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you." — Patrick from "Spongebob Squarepants"

27. "'Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected." — Charles Lamb

28. "Friendship is so weird... You just pick a human you've met and you're like 'Yep, I like this one' and you just do stuff with them."

29. "Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!" — Bronwyn Polson

30. "Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap."

31. "You don't have to be crazy to be my friend. I'll train you."

32. "I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole."

33. "Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice." — Otto von Bismarck

34. "There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends." — Sylvia Plath

35. "A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you." — Elbert Hubbard

Funny Best Friend Quotes

36. "I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."

37. "We will always be friends 'til we're old and senile... then we can be new friends."

38. "I was an innocent being once... then my best friend came along."

39. "We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up... after I finish laughing."

40. "You and I are more than friends. We're like a really small gang."

41. "I think we'll be friends forever because we're too lazy to find new friends."

42. "You had me at 'I hate her too.'"

43. "Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."

44. "When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, Damn, that was fun." — Groucho Marx

45. "Bests friends. They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public."

46. "A best friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have."

47. "You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job." — Laurence J. Peter

48. "Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face."

49. "I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."

50. "A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body." — Jim Hayes

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Jill Zwarensteyn is a writer, comedian, and television producer who writes about the humor that life can throw our way. Visit her website for more.