If you and your S.O. aren't wearing matching pants and taking topless mirror selfies, you probably don't have enough time on your hands. What are you waiting for?! Quit your job and invest in his-and-hers trousers today!

Anyway, proud Scorpio Gabrielle Union and her NBA alum husband Dwyane Wade (a game Capricorn) recently found themselves in fittings, each clad in a pair of paisley Etro pants, and decided it was time to take a series of topless selfies. And OK, they might not have actually been selfies in the truest sense of the word — three separate stylists are tagged in Union's post, so a sneaky photog (or three) may have been behind the lens.

Confusing logistics aside, the Wades really have their angles down. The couple located a pair of shirts for an outing later in the day — Union shared a gallery of images of herself and Wade in coordinating Prada looks. "One more time but WITH shirts on," Union joked in her caption.

Full Scorpio energy: harnessed.