On top of being a confirmed Christmas tree expert and the most relaxing TV show host in recent memory, Joe Pera is also a master of the art of delivering weird, wonderful, and always unpredictable late night standup sets. That was the case again during his appearance on last night’s Conan, where Pera covered love, relationships, Christmas cards, and parkour, but mostly just talked about how tall his future sons will be: “With all humility, I’ll tell you that my sons are going to dunk on your sons, then they’re going to pick me up so that I can dunk on you.” Watch Pera’s full set above.

Joe Pera Appeared on ‘Conan’ Last Night to Joke About […]