Citing a revealing pic of Hollywood actor Orlando Bloom paddle boarding, The Independent is claiming the world is now obsessed with celebrities’ penis sizes. Their solution? Take data on global penis size averages from Mandatory and put them on a map.

The Middle East and North Africa did OK in the global measurement of penis size. According to The Independent, one nation in the greater Middle East cracked the global top ten: Lebanon, coming in with an average penis size of 6.6 inches. Second in the region is Sudan 6.4 inches, not far behind. The smallest country here is apparently Iraq with an average size of 4.5 inches.

Not all regional states were included in Mandatory’s data, however. Jordan, Libya, Saudi Arabia and Syria are not present, among others. So for all we know Libyan may have the biggest members, not Lebanese.