It wasn't pretty, but Brock Lesnar won Saturday, defeating Mark Hunt by unanimous decision.

So why is he listed as a loser here? Did you read the first sentence, bro? This wasn't pretty.

Lesnar was too cautious during the stand-up phase, throwing not much more than a flicker jab. Hunt also did a decent job of stuffing takedowns.

Eventually, though, Lesnar was just too big. That's why he won. 

Lesnar hit takedowns and spent a lot of time lying heavy on Hunt's chest. Hunt wore down and never landed a punch of consequence.

Now, the loser tag is a little tongue-in-cheek. Lesnar was coming out of retirement after five years away from MMA. He looked shredded and huge. His cardio could have been worse, even if it wasn't amazing. He got the win and is welcome to return to the UFC anytime he wants for a big paycheck and another chance to test himself.

Or, he could just go back to cashing big checks from the WWE. Or, he could go back to his farm in Canada. It's Brock's world, really.

But, again. This wasn't a good fight. Sorry.

Lesnar got on the mic after the bout and shared some sentiments that seemed to draw attention. 

"From one white boy to all nationalities, we gotta stand together, people," Lesnar said. He also thanked those "who protect and serve," which may have been a reference to the famous police motto. 

Who knows? Also during the post-fight interview with Rogan, Lesnar seemed pleased with the result and more than a little relieved.

"It took me a little while to get acclimated," he said. "Words can't describe it. Thank you, everybody. ... I'm so happy to be in here."