Evil is among us.

If you thought Lisa Barlow was a villain after her legendaric Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season-two hot-mic rant — in which she called her ex-BFF and cast member Meredith Marks a “whore” who “fucked half of New York” — well, prepare to be Avada Kedavra’d. On November 15’s Watch What Happens Live, guest and real-life Voldemort Ralph Fiennes was asked by Andy Cohen to recite Barlow’s iconic RHOSLC monologue, using the voice of the Dark Lord. The lights dimmed as Fiennes began with a low growl. “Meredith … can go fuck herself. I’m done with her, ’cuz I’m not a fucking whore,” he read. “And I don’t cheat on my husband. Her and her dumb fucking family that poses. Why don’t you own a house?” No, we won’t spoil the whole clip. Watch below via Queens of Bravo on Twitter. Further proof Barlow is on her way to an actual Emmy.

Voldemort Makes Lisa Barlow’s RHOSLC Rant Sound Nice